sms of hindi

{ 1} Sapne Ki Tarah Aakar Chale GayeGamo Ki Neend Sulakar Chale GayeKis Bhool Ki Saza Di Humko??Pehle Hasaya Aur Fir Rulakar Chale Gaye. Hum ko to muskranay ki Aadat si haiAnsoon ko Chupanay ki Aadat si haiDuwa na hi Dawa Kaam kerti Hai hum per..Ab to Zakhm Khanay ki Aadat si Hai..
{2}Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila deAansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa deKuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila deAansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa deTu har ghadi har waqt mere saath raha haiHaan yeh jism kabhi door kabhi paas raha haiJo bhi gham hain yeh tere unhein tu mera pataa deKuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila deAansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa deMujhko toh tere chehre pe yeh ghum nahin janchtaJaayiz nahin lagta mujhe ghum se tera rishtaSun meri ghuzarish ise chehre se hataa seSun meri ghuzarish ise chehre se hataa seKuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila deAansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de.
{3}Kis tarah rokta hon ashk apne,kis tarah dil pe jabr karta hon,aaj bhik karzar e hasti main,jab tere sheher se guzarta hon,Is qadar bhi nahen mujhay maloom,kis mohallay main hai makan tera,jane kin wadiyon main utra hai,paikar e husn karwan tera,kis se pooochon ga main khabar teri,kon batlaye ga nishan tera,Teri rusawion se darta hon,Jab tere sheher se guzarta hon,
Tu rahi muddaton kareeb mere,Kuch teri azmaton ka dar bhi tha,kuch khayalat thay ajeeb mere,Akhir e kar woh ghari aai,tu mujhay chor kar chali bhi gai,ab main kyon tujhko yaar karta honjab tere sheher se guzarta hon,Go zamana teri mohabbat ka,aik bhooli hui kahani hai,tere koochay main umr bhar na gae,sari duniya ki khaak chani hai,kis tamanna se tujhko chaha haikis mohabbat se haar mani haiapni kismat pe naaz karta hon,jab tere sheher se guzarta hon

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------{4}Doori Ho To ahsaas hota hai,Dost ke bina jivan kitna udas hota haiUmar ho apki Sitaron jitani lambi,Aisa dost kahan kisi ke pass hota hai
Aankhen apki ho, par ansu mere,Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri,Dil apka ho, par dhadkan meri,Zindagi ke ahkri modh par duaa hogi yehi,Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri……
Tum dost ho mere sada k liye,Main zinda hoon tumhaari wafa k liye,Kar lena laakhon shikwa mujhse magar,Na hona khafa khuda k liye.kya aap mujhse dosti karoge?????---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------{5}Vo mere saamne hai aur main deewana sa,Unhi se puchta hu ki mujhe tadapaya kisane.
Baadal bhi ho, ghata bhi ho,Baarish na ho, to kya faayda,Mobile ho aur balance bhi,Par SMS na ho to kya faayda.
Namaskar! aaj ka taapmaan 48 Degree hone ki sambhawana hai,Krupya apne dimaag vaali jagah par barf laga kar rakhe,Kyonki bhusa bahut jaldi aag pakadta hai.
Kameene, lafange, lofar, ollu, gadhe, bewde, bewakuf…Alag-alag tarah ke log rahte hai is duniya me,Tu tension mat lena.
Agar aap me himmat hai to mere sawaal ka jawaab do,Kya aapko paagalpan ke daure padne band ho gaye hai,Jawaab jaroor dena?
Sitaaro ke bagair aasmaan me rakha kya hai?Bin tere jeene me rakha kya hai?Lagta hai sab kuch adhura sa,Dosti ke bagair duniya me rakha kya hai?
Kaash! bhoolane par bhool jaate tum,Le jaate apne saath ye sapne tum,par ab zindagi to beet jaayengi yu hi,Kaash! bulaane par laut aate tum.
Jeewan me fal paane le liye,Bahut parishram karna padta hai,Bhagwaan to sirph lakeere deta hai,Rang to khud hi bharna padta hai.
Nahi ban jaata koi apna yu hi dil lagane se,Karni padti hai dua rab se sachha dost paane me,Rakhna sambhaal kar ye yaarana apna,Ki tut na jaaye ye kisi ke bahakane se.
Dur vaadiyo me dhundhle baadal chup kar,Parvat se milne ka intajaar karate hai,Dil me tamaam intajaar liye,Ham aapka intajaar karte hai.
Kutte ke pille,Ulloo ke patthe,Suar ke bachhe, saap ke sapole,Abe gussa kyon ho raha hai…?Main to ye keh raha hu,Ki ye sab chote-chote hote hai.
Zindagi faili hai chaaro or,Par kyon mujhe najar aate nahi?Log kahate hai ki ham tere dost hai,Par kyon mujhe dosti najar aati nahi.
Tum haseen khwaab ki tarah aaya karo,Dheere-dheere se dil me samaya karo,Surkh labo ki jagah choom lu unhe,Gore haatho me mehandi lagaya karo.
Jab bhi phulo ko dekhta hu,To tumhari yaad aati hai,Kyonki phool mahakte hai, sajate hai,Sajaate hai, sharamate hai,Pujte hai aur phir mere jaise bhavare chakkar lagte hai.
Roj kahati hai chalo picture,Main kaise samajhau jeb khali hai,Ghar ka samaan bik chuka sara,Bas ek lota hai aur ek thali hai.
Meri baaho se jude hai aapke taar,Aapse milane ko ham hai kitne bekaraar,Aakhon me neend hai na dil ko karaar,Jaldi se bhejo aap apna koi samachaar.
Dosti ek nagma hai jise gungunata hu main,Dosti vo rishta hai jise nibhata hu main,Akele zindagi kat nahi sakati hai,Isaliye aap jaise pyaare dost ko banata hu main.
Labo se kuch keh nahi paate,Aakhen bhi khaamosh hai,Dil ka kya haal bayaan karu,Bas aap hi ki baato me madhosh hai.
Khwaab tumhara aata hai to muskura lete hai,Dard aakhon me utar aata hai to ro lete hai,Yaado me tumhaari neend to aati nahi,Khwaabo me tum aaoge ye sochakar so lete hai.
Bunty-”yaar, mera mail mila kya?”Raju-”haa mila, hamesha male hi bhejta rahta hai,Kabhi-kabhi female bhi bhej diya kar.”-Neha Shah------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------{6}Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
Teacher:” What is your name?”.Student: ” Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”Teacher:” When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.”Student:” My name is Sunlight
Bhikari: sahab ek rupiya de do.Sahab: tumhe sharam nahi aati, road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.Bhikari: abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumhare hathon me rehti.Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
If boys vomit then parents says kaminay kaha kha kar aaya tha,If girls vomit then parents says kon tha wo kamina,Morel of the story whoever vomits boys are always kaminey.
Khushbu ki tarah aapke paas bikhar jaunga,Sukun bankar dil mein utar jaunga,Mehsus karneki koshish kijiye,dur hokar bhi paas nazar aounga.
Raat ki khamoshi raas nahi aatiMeri parchayi bhi ab mere paas nahi aatiKuch aati hai toh bas teri yaadjo aakar ek pal bhi mujhse door nahi jaati..
Log har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai,ham har mushkil ko manzil samajhte hai.Bada fark hai log aur hamare nazarie me,log dil ko dard aur ham dard ko dil samajhte hai..
Chirago se andhere door ho jate,toh chand ki chahat hamme na hoti,agar kat sakti akeli ye jindagi,to apki jaroorat hamme na hoti..
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------{7}Har phool khubsurat nahi hota,har pathhar hira nahi hota,dost dosti dekh ker karna,har dost humsa nahi hota.
Aajnabee dost jub banati haidosti,Dil ke karib dil ko lati hai dosti,
Sare farq bus yun hi mitati hai dosti,Khushi aur gum mein gana sikhati hai dosti..
Dost ke liye jina sikhati hai dosti,
Dhadkan ka sur ban jati hai dosti
Apke chehre per muskurahat saje aisepholon per shabnam chamakti hai jaisesapne poore hon aap ke saaredua hai meri yeh lafz aap ki zindgi ko nikhare
Bin Dekhe Teri Tasvir Bana Sakte HainBina Mile Tera Haal Bata Sakte HainHamari Dosti me Itna Dam Hai KeTere Aansu Apni Aankhon se Gira Sakte Hain
HAR KOI PYAAR KE LIYE TADAPTA HAIHAR KOI PYAAR KE LIYE ROTA HAIAYE DOST DOSTI KA KHAYAL RAKHNAKYUN KI SABSE ZYADA PYAR DOSTI MEIN HOTA HAI
Dost wohi hai jo aapko aapna maan sakeaapke har gum ko bin kahe jaan sakeaap chal rahe ho tez baarish mephir bhi pani me aapke aansoo pehchaan sake
Hum apni Dosti ko yaado me sajayengeDoor rehkar bhi band ankho me nazar ayengeHum koi waqt nahi jo beet jaayengeJab yaad karoge tab chale aayenge
mehak dosti ki kisi ibadat se kam nahi hogisirf ishq par ye duniya khatm nahi hogiagar mil jaye hum aur aap to ye duniyakisi jannat se kam nahi hogi
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------{8}Munna ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi
to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to
ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar Munna gussa ho gaya aur bola
“Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai “
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------{9}Hume tumse Love haiPlease refuse na karna..Ye zero watt ka hope bulb haiPlease ise fuse na karna!!!
Ek janaze ko dekh ek ladki muskraye,Ek baba bola beti jawaan janaze ko dekh karYu muskarya nahi karte, ladki boliWada kiya tha jab bhi milange muskarayenge.
Itna aitbaar to apni dhadkanon par bhi humne na kiya,Jitna aapki baaton par karte hain,Itna intezar to apni saanson ka bhi na kiya,Jitna aapke milne ka karte hain…
Unhe chahana hamari kamzori hai,Unse keh nahi pana hamari majburi hai,Wo kyun nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,Kya pyaar ka izhaar karna zaruri hai